(Source: ask-the-fishdick)
A lot of people don’t feel good about themselves though and that’s okay too because no matter how much you dislike yourself you’re still human and in a game of top trumps we win over most species
Reblog and Like if you don’t want Yahoo to buy Tumblr.
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
(Source: mardybutts)
I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
(Source: adrians1)
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
do you ever just
stare into space and be like
oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is
